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LullLuppeBrewii
haduhhhh masee ngantk .. :(
Anthony Wayne
I once called an abortion vote line. It said: "touch one for no; touch two for no."
Danngerous
My buddy wanted me to take some girl on a blind date, but I told him that I didn't know any restaurants that had a braille menu.
Kelley Girl
I know a girl who drank a case of Diet Coke and lost 5 pounds!
BallparkBob
Who needs to exercise? Isn't that what PhotoShop is for?
BallparkBob
In sales training, you are told to avoid cliches like the plague.
Goddess Ginny
God must have really liked stupid people. She sure made enough of them.
Flemanizer
My Dad once told me that garbage men actually make a pretty good living: $10 an hour and all you can eat!
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